A lost civilization, diamond mines. The legend of King Solomon and the lost city of the Queen of Sheba. The vasts deserts of Africa.  The re-appearance of Egyptian Gods, An American, Capt. Derrick Mayes, attached to United Nations Mission in Ethiopia and Eritrea (UNMEE) while escorting Reporter Without Borders, Akira Jackson who is reporting on the unspeakable horrors in Eritrea’s Christian concentration camps where people are forced to drink their own urine to stay alive. Mayes small crew is ambushed by The Eritrean Liberation Front (ELF) and left in the desert for dead. They are rescued by a wandering tribe of nomads and taken to a lost city. A city of all women. After returning to base, Mayes outfits an expedition. Along with Chief Elgin and Akira Jackson he returns to the lost city of Sheba to help fight the ELF only to discover to his horror that we are not alone


He envisioned a mysterious woman bending over him wearing one of those black hijabs with strands of black diamonds hanging down and covering her face. All he could see were those exquisite emerald green-colored eyes. She was bending over him to see if he was conscious. The she knelt forward and whispered in his ear…..
“Spill the wine, take that pearl, spill the wine, take that pearl!”
“Spill the wine, take that pearl, spill the wine, take that pearl!”…

when suddenly he was hit in the head with something and awoke abruptly. It was a frisbee lying on his face. He tossed it aside angrily as he sat up to feel the hot Ethiopian sun on his face. He had fallen alseep in the heat after one too many St. George Beers.


“I’m gonna take this frisbee and ram it up your ass.”

“Sorry boss,” said Chief Elgin.

“Numb nuts there can’t even catch simple frisbee.”

” Naked to the world
In front of
Every kind of girl
There was long one’s, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,
Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy onesDig that girl…”

Sgt. Derek Mayes corrected him.

“Everyone always thinks it’s ” spill the wine,  dig that girl… but  it’s really spill the ine, take that pearl. You guys know what the “Pearl” is don’t you? Spill the wine??? Think orgasm. No kidding. DIG” is a hippie euphamism for “like” ;the “PEARL” is of course a sexual reference to a womans anatomy. First time my dad ever smoked weed, Eric Burdon and his bass player smoked with him at a concert in Tacoma, WA on a rainy night just in front of the stage when he took a little break because of the weather. Cops started firing tear gas and the place was like a mad house…but my dad will never forget it. 

“I didn’t know your dad was a musician boss. “

“Who do you think was the flute player on that song?”


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